Hi Guys! Ken here. Well what a Christmas Day! One of the big dummies..the one who goes out every night dressed like a black inner tube..is coughing and spluttering and flopping. The other one keeps hovering about and making him disgusting smelly drinks out of garlic and old socks. Their planned Christmas dinner has gone from a groaning board of bird and roast vegies to a Jewish chicken broth! So while they grovel in sweaty hack I thought I'd fill you in on what"s new on the shelf.
I was up early one day and the sun was bouncing off the buildings opposite. So I set the timer (Richard Avedon doesn't know how to do it yet) and took these pics of us greeting the day. We felt as though we were either in a Royal Command performance or had seen a vision of where plastic finally ends up.
It being Christmas Miss Ebony..who travels with us to be the Fairy of All Fairies once a year..is now firmly exkonsed on the tree
And speaking of Royalty ...the other boys and I welcome the following New Queens to the fold.
Her Majesty the Queen, a gift from Brian Thomson, is solar operated and when charged waves her right hand at the hoi polloi.
And the other queen is courtesy of Garry McQuinn. She is a collectors item and now my new best friend and I might climb into the box with her so we can have sex.
A Merry Christmas from us all. Gotta go the guys are coming xxxx Ken
Merry crimbo Ken! Looks like you and your new friends are having a ball - or you will have when you climb in to Miss Drag Queen's box! Hope you've had a good time and the 2 taller blokes you live with have been sharing their Christmas broth with you and your mates. Tell Miss Ebony she looks fahbluss and that her outfit bears a striking resemblance to a dress Bernadette Bassinger wears. You may have heard of her - she's the most famous Les Girl ever! xx
ReplyDeleteJodie..you mean one of the blokes has another life? The littlest one is here all the time. I thought the bigger one just went to the shops a lot. xx ken
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right Ken. The bigger guy doesn't have another life. He just loses track of time in the Honest shop admiring the many glorious photos and posters that deck Ed's halls. And he most definitely does not frequent the theatre - that is just a vicious rumour! xx
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