The Little House on the Ferry

Strange to be seeing a musical about Fire Island when a chunk of it went up in flames only last night.

But one should never pass up a chance to see boys singing and dancing in their swimwear.

Adult film star Colton Ford is the best known name in the cast and he has a terrific pop voice.

but Seph Stanek has the pivotal role.

Pity he's such a plain lad.

If you thought PRISCILLA was gay, well, we're just gifted amateurs around this neck of the woods.

To my utter surprise I apparently caused a small stir and was presented with a "Little House" gift bag containg t-shirts and the cast album at interval and asked to stay for a photo with the entire cast which, for an off-Broadway musical, verged on the Ziegfeldian. Fortunately, I was honestly able to say I'd been charmed, just like the Queen of Transylvania tells Eliza at the ball.

I look like their accountant.