I haven't much time ..he'll be back any minute. I'm Action Man. I and two of my colleagues, Action Man and Action Man were on a shelf in Honest Eds being cleared out at five bucks a pop. We were taken to some apartment and stripped of our shorts and headbands. At time of clacking we are on a glass topped table surrounded by glue and beads and some sort of material. Our weapons have been disabled and I fear for our safety. This does not look good. I will try and let you know what happens to us. Oh no! He's coming back carrying...... .oh, God.... oh no......!
Don't worry Action Man help is on the way, I'm sending over a DVD with a file in it! xxx
ReplyDeleteJodie It may be too late We are in gift bags that have something to do with tonight. I heard a word like Chookarse and shirts are being ironed. I think we are to be part of a ritual. We don't know yet what he did to us because we kept our eyes shut but I can feel feathers Gotta go we are being lifted. Thanks for the offer but it may be too late A.Man
ReplyDeleteI think I know where your fate lies Mr Man and I don't think you need worry as your destination is a fabulous place. All I will say is watch out for dingos, they're very partial to smaller beings! Enjoy your adventure, you may even bump into a female of similar stature who bears a striking resemblance to a certain material girl!
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