Tank

Meet Tank. He will portray Horrid, King Pellinore's dog. As I am playing King Pellinore this means he will be onstage with me.

Oh. God.

Tank was brought into rehearsals tonight for the first time to meet the company. Every time Tank is asked to do something he is given a treat. Why aren't all actors granted this privilege?

Given the number of treats Tank consumed at his first rehearsal he's going to look like Jabba the Hutt  by the end of the run.